Volume 4, Number 2, Page 2

ASK THE REPUBLICAN

	We are fortunate to announce that today's question for the Republican
was submitted by a real live subscriber!  Read and learn.

Dear Republican,
	How can the GOP profess to be "pro-family" when they eliminate funding
for children and youth, and they are cutting environmental programs?  It seems
that they don't care about children, youth, or Mother Nature, but do care
about "rich uncles".

		Mrs.

Dear Mrs.
	How can we profess to be pro-family?  We have the God-given right to 
profess anything we want, and you have no right to question that.  Thank you for
your letter.

		Sincerely,


		The Republican



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