Rejected Kiddie Book Titles

• Moldy Cheese, Please!
• Wall Art: I Can Paint Too!
• Paint Chip, Potato Chip, Yum, Yum, Yum!
• Baby's First Book of Four Letter Words
• Does Baby Bounce?
• "Come and Get Me, Motherfuckers!" (sticker set included)
• Fun With Fire
• I can Drink Pink Ink!

Safety First!

• Our Friend, the Electrical Outlet
• Not Really Child-Proof
• Before I Cross the Street, I Look for Cars
• You're Never Too Young For a Firearm (a.k.a Baby's First Semi-Automatic Weapon)

Handling Fear

• The Monster Ate My Mommy
• The Day the Potty Ate Julie

Help With Tough Issues

• Nobody Really Loves You
• Why Grandpa Really Went Away
• Mommy's Not Really Coming Back

Storytime

• Little Pig Gets a Beating
• The Little Crack Monkeys
• The Social Disease
• Monica Goes to Washington
• Places to Stick a Stick
• I Was a Branch Davidian
• The Happy Heretic
• "Who's That Knocking at My Door?": A Jehovah's Witness' story

Empowerment

• The Power of "No!"
• Naked Naked Fun and Free
• Trying To Bring Down the Man